"Soo… Can you fix it?""…What?""Well it says on your door that-""No, yes, I heard you, just, it’s not broken.""Yes I know, I just want your design is all, my old one is ghastly and terrible to bake with. Do you bake mr Beilschmidth? You know I’ve never been able to get the frosting just right because I’m way too shaky in my right hand, always spilling everywere ahahaha~ You know what it’s like - spilling I mean, do you really live here? It’s not having many windows is it, oh, what’s that?""Oil.""Oh, brilliant! And by the way, could you make it look less like a spider? I don’t want to wake up every morning and scare the living daylights out of-""Look, do you want this hand?""Yes I’d-""Then zip your piehole and sit still."

"Soo… Can you fix it?"
"…What?"
"Well it says on your door that-"
"No, yes, I heard you, just, it’s not broken."
"Yes I know, I just want your design is all, my old one is ghastly and terrible to bake with. Do you bake mr Beilschmidth? You know I’ve never been able to get the frosting just right because I’m way too shaky in my right hand, always spilling everywere ahahaha~ You know what it’s like - spilling I mean, do you really live here? It’s not having many windows is it, oh, what’s that?"
"Oil."
"Oh, brilliant! And by the way, could you make it look less like a spider? I don’t want to wake up every morning and scare the living daylights out of-"
"Look, do you want this hand?"
"Yes I’d-"
"Then zip your piehole and sit still."

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